Top Ten Things Most Likely To GET US All KILLED!!!!!
SIDE A
Track 1. "Ignorance" (Everyone's Alright)Jeff Whalen, singer slash pop songwriting genius from LA bands TSAR and The Brothers Steve, has an album called '10 More Rock Super Hits'. Draw any parallels you like, I've never heard before it in my entire life, I SWEAR! (in case you couldn't TELL, that was SARCASM. let the liner notes begin.)
Track 2. "Robot Apocalypse" (I Want My MP3)
DISCLAIMER: I was not the first to come up with the phrase 'I Want My MP3' by a long shot! The general public has been saying it ever since they became aware of what an MP3 was. This song is anti-streaming service and anti-AI! Support your local person. Dig the sax!!
Track 3. "Overconsumption" (I Can Take A Bath in Orange Juice if I Wanna (But I Don't Wanna))
Overconsumption is a serious problem that could very well get us all killed. I, personally, consume a lot in a day. I should probably quit consuming so much. We only have so many resources on this planet, you know.
Track 4. "World Hunger" (Skeleton Bone)
Has anybody solved it yet? Let me know. I had been thinking of songs by funny new wave guys like XTC while making this song. Lots of em share this kinda structure: 2+ minute standard song, 2+ minute dub outro. It's a good format for a song because you can do funny stuff.
Track 5. "Dust Bowl" (GSL Song)
The bed of the Great Salt Lake is comprised of toxic dust, which is being released more and more frequently into the atmosphere as the lake continues to shrink. If no action is taken, this dust bowl could very well get us all killed. But here's some links with more info! link link
SIDE B
Track 6. "Zombie Apocalypse" (Diet of Worms)the 2026 Scary Ska Revival is upon us. (zombies are unlikely to get us all killed by the way, they are slow and dumb, just shoot at them and they go away! duh.)
Track 7. "Surveillance State" (I Once Knew A Girl)
This song was inderectly influenced by The Cars; for you see, They Might Be Giants have a style pastiche of that perviously mentioned automotive rock group. The song in question is called Vancouver. it's good
Track 8. "WWIII" (Is Gonna Get Us All Killed)
If there were a Third World War, we would surely all be killed, because of all of the advancements made in warfare technology from the last 60 something years. Everybody knows that of course. So therefore, there'll be no world war! Right?
Track 9. "Alien Invasion" (Jimmy!)
Now THIS song is about the mysterious story of Jim Sullivan, a 60s/70s folk singer who dissapeared in the middle of a New Mexico desert after recording two commercially unsuccessful albums, one of which had content that dealt with spooky supernatural topics and what not. So I thought I'd be clever and merge that Jim with the most succesful Jim of the same era, Jimmy Page. The results will SHOCK you!
Track 10. "Nowhere Tomorrow" (Ourselves)
Did you ever consider that we might get ourselves all killed?? DID you?!?! Well, we very well might.
